myJaxon

I like collecting quotes. I have quite a few of them stored away. They are fun and sometimes you come across one that is really good and you wish you had someplace to say it. I really don’t have too many of those opportunities. Mainly because I never remember the quote until it’s too late. But I can change that here and now by posting them for the sheer hell of it. So enjoy, don’t enjoy, do whatever and if you happen to have any you want to share, go for it.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. - Adam Savage

Insanity is doing the same thing again and expecting a different result. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis

I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

That’s why I call myself a witch now: the Wicked Witch of the West, if you want the full glory of it. As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention. - Elphaba from “Wicked” (Gregory Maguire)

My reaction to intelligence is the same as my reaction to pornography, I can’t define it but I like it when I see it. - Hugh Loebner

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you. - Rita Mae Brown

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Sammuel Clemmens

Doubt thou the stars are fire; doubt that the son doth move; doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love cookie. - Hamlet act two, scene two, as interpreted by Cookie Monster (source unknown)